It all started with the show Trick My Truck. Just the way that it was constructed, with the syntax "blank My blank", and the two words on either end differing by just a vowel.
Well, today I went through the Moby Dictionary, which happens to have a file of word pronunciations, looking for pairs of words that differed by one vowel, as in "trick"/"truck". The program spat out a couple thousand lines of matching words, out of which I put together over 500 titles that I thought sounded good.
There are some real winners here: "Bash my Bush", "Dick my Dyke", "Peg my Pug", "Wag my Wig", etc. I hope this list gives you a bit of respite from the onslaught of bad news today. And if you turn one of these titles into an actual show, drop me a line and let me know!
- Ice my Ass
- Add my Oud
- Oil my Aisle
- Eat my Oat
- Itch my Aitch
- Amp my Imp
- Ink my Ankh
- Up my Ape
- Ease my Ooze
- Buy my Bae
- Boo my Beau
- Bail my Baal
- Ball my Bill
- Ball my Belle
- Bib my Boob
- Bitch my Beech
- Bake my Bike
- Book my Buck
- Bide my Bead
- Budge my Badge
- Bore my Beer
- Bare my Boor
- Boff my Beef
- Bag my Bug
- Big my Bog
- Bite my Beet
- Beat my Bait
- Bait my Butt
- Bone my Bean
- Ban my Bin
- Board my Beard
- Buzz my Beaus
- Bomb my Bum
- Bank my Bunk
- Bend my Band
- Bind my Bond
- Bang my Bong
- Bunt my Bint
- Boss my Bus
- Bash my Bush
- Baste my Bust
- Boast my Beast
- Beep my Bop
- Belt my Bolt
- Bench my Bunch
- Bulge my Bilge
- Bilk my Bulk
- Blab my Blob
- Block my Bloke
- Blood my Blade
- Blow my Blah
- Blame my Bloom
- Blend my Blonde
- Blink my Blank
- Blot my Bloat
- Blat my Bleat
- Bleach my Blotch
- Bleep my Blip
- Blunt my Blent
- Bless my Bliss
- Brew my Bra
- Brace my Bruce
- Breach my Brooch
- Brook my Brack
- Break my Brooke
- Braid my Brad
- Breed my Bride
- Brood my Bread
- Brag my Brig
- Brine my Bran
- Braise my Bruise
- Brim my Broom
- Branch my Brunch
- Bronze my Brans
- Brute my Brat
- Bribe my Brob
- Cab my Cob
- Cache my Kush
- Cash my Quiche
- Cake my Cock
- Caulk my Kike
- Code my Kid
- Can my Coon
- Cane my Kin
- Cuff my Calf
- Cough my Cuff
- Cool my Caul
- Kill my Kale
- Card my Cord
- Comb my Chyme
- Camp my Comp
- King my Kang
- Keep my Cop
- Keep my Cup
- Cap my Coop
- Cark my Cork
- Court my Cart
- Cuss my Case
- Kite my Cat
- Coat my Coot
- Catch my Cooch
- Coach my Kitsch
- Sass my Sauce
- Seed my Sod
- Seal my Soul
- Scent my Saint
- Sear my Sore
- Chide my Chad
- Chafe my Chaff
- Chuff my Chief
- Chain my Chin
- Char my Chair
- Cheer my Chore
- Check my Cheek
- Choke my Czech
- Chalk my Chick
- Chomp my Chimp
- Champ my Chump
- Chop my Chap
- Chip my Cheep
- Shop my Sheep
- Chase my Chess
- Shill my Shoal
- Shell my Schul
- Cheat my Chit
- Chew my Chaw
- Shoe my Shah
- Chime my Chum
- Choose my Cheese
- Share my Cher
- Hoot my Hut
- Heat my Height
- Shock my Sheik
- Shove my Shiv
- Crease my Cress
- Cross my Chris
- Crest my Christ
- Cream my Chrome
- Cram my Crime
- Shit my Sheet
- Shut my Chute
- Cite my Seat
- Sate my Suit
- Cloak my Clock
- Clack my Cluck
- Clad my Clod
- Claim my Clam
- Climb my Clem
- Clear my Claire
- Clamp my Clump
- Clean my Klan
- Clank my Clink
- Clap my Clop
- Close my Clause
- Cleave my Clove
- Claw my Clue
- Clot my Cleat
- Coax my Cox
- Kink my Conch
- Crawl my Krill
- Crib my Crab
- Crack my Creek
- Creak my Croc
- Crimp my Cramp
- Crop my Crap
- Crutch my Crotch
- Crate my Crete
- Cruise my Craze
- Sue my Saw
- Psych my Sikh
- Dab my Deb
- Diss my Doss
- Dud my Dad
- Dog my Doug
- Deal my Doll
- Dick my Dyke
- Dock my Duck
- Dam my Dome
- Dun my Dean
- Dance my Dunce
- Dong my Dung
- Dunk my Dink
- Dip my Dope
- Dare my Door
- Dash my Douche
- Dot my Date
- Dive my Dave
- Daze my Does
- Ditch my Dutch
- Drum my Dream
- Drift my Draft
- Drag my Drug
- Drill my Drawl
- Drain my Drone
- Drop my Drape
- Dredge my Drudge
- Dress my Dross
- Fie my Foe
- Fake my Folk
- Face my Fuss
- Feed my Fad
- Fan my Faun
- Force my Farce
- Farm my Form
- Fist my Fast
- Fight my Feet
- Fizz my Fez
- Fix my Fox
- Find my Fund
- Funk my Fink
- Flake my Flock
- Flog my Flag
- Flame my Phlegm
- Flip my Flap
- Flush my Flesh
- Float my Flute
- Flaunt my Flint
- Flee my Flu
- Floss my Fleece
- Frig my Frog
- Freeze my Fries
- Fret my Frat
- Freak my Frock
- Friend my Frond
- Gab my Gob
- Goad my God
- Gaff my Goof
- Gain my Goon
- Guilt my Galt
- Gum my Gam
- Jail my Jill
- Gap my Goop
- Guess my Goose
- Give my Guv
- Gawk my Geek
- Ghost my Guest
- Jam my Gym
- Jest my Just
- Gip my Jeep
- Gloss my Glass
- Gloat my Glut
- Gnash my Nosh
- Note my Gnat
- Name my Gnome
- Guard my Gourd
- Grease my Grass
- Grade my Greed
- Grift my Graft
- Grill my Grail
- Grind my Grand
- Grip my Grape
- Grope my Group
- Graph my Grief
- Grate my Groat
- Grieve my Groove
- Grok my Greek
- Hike my Hick
- Hook my Hawk
- Heed my Hide
- Hug my Hag
- Heal my Haul
- Hear my Whore
- Halt my Holt
- Honk my Hunk
- Hop my Heap
- Hush my Hash
- Hatch my Hooch
- Hump my Hemp
- Hinge my Henge
- Win my Juan
- Joke my Jock
- Jig my Jug
- Knock my Neck
- Nick my Nuke
- Knead my Nude
- Nail my Neil
- Nab my Knob
- Lob my Lube
- Lick my Leek
- Leak my Luke
- Lease my Lass
- Lead my Load
- Load my Lad
- Lug my Leg
- Loan my Line
- Lamp my Lump
- Lend my Land
- Leap my Loupe
- Lash my Lush
- List my Lust
- Light my Lute
- Leech my Letch
- Loathe my Lathe
- Launch my Lunch
- Lift my Loft
- Mock my Mick
- Make my Moke
- Mess my Moose
- Maul my Mail
- Mug my Moog
- Meld my Mould
- Main my Mime
- Mist my Mast
- Melt my Malt
- Mince my Manse
- Map my Mop
- Mash my Mesh
- Mash my Mush
- Mask my Mosque
- Meet my Moat
- Meet my Mutt
- Mooch my Match
- Mix my Max
- Miff my Muff
- Ming my Mong
- Notch my Niche
- Weight my Woo
- Paw my Poo
- Poke my Pike
- Peek my Puck
- Pass my Piss
- Paste my Pest
- Pad my Pod
- Peel my Pill
- Pull my Pole
- Pill my Pal
- P0wn my Peen
- Pan my Poon
- Paint my Pint
- Palm my Pam
- Palp my Pulp
- Ping my Pang
- Poop my Pope
- Peep my Pipe
- Parch my Porch
- Pork my Park
- Part my Port
- Push my Posh
- Pet my Pot
- Putt my Peat
- Pitch my Peach
- Poach my Pooch
- Pith my Path
- Punch my Paunch
- Pause my Pease
- Pave my Peeve
- Peg my Pug
- Pump my Pimp
- Punk my Pink
- Pluck my Plaque
- Plug my Plague
- Plead my Plaid
- Plait my Pleat
- Plink my Plank
- Play my Plea
- Plumb my Plume
- Prim my Prom
- Prod my Prude
- Praise my Prize
- Prance my Prince
- Prang my Prong
- Prank my Prink
- Prune my Prawn
- Pry my Prey
- Prep my Prop
- Price my Press
- Proof my Prof
- Quack my Quake
- Quell my Quail
- Quote my Quit
- Rub my Robe
- Race my Rice
- Wreck my Rake
- Rock my Wreck
- Read my Rod
- Riff my Roof
- Rag my Rug
- Rile my Roll
- Run my Wren
- Raise my Rose
- Rhyme my Rum
- Ramp my Rump
- Rinse my Rance
- Wrench my Ranch
- Rank my Rink
- Rent my Rant
- Rent my Runt
- Rip my Rap
- Rape my Rope
- Rush my Rash
- Risk my Rusk
- Rout my Root
- Retch my Roach
- Wrest my Wrist
- Roast my Roost
- Siege my Sage
- Sign my Son
- Salt my Silt
- Save my Salve
- Save my Sieve
- Sump my Simp
- Send my Sand
- Sip my Soup
- Sip my Soap
- Sip my Sap
- Sex my Sax
- Sieze my Size
- Skid my Scud
- Scale my Skull
- Scam my Scum
- Skim my Scheme
- Scan my Scone
- Scan my Skin
- Scope my Scape
- Score my Scar
- Scat my Skit
- Scoot my Scut
- Shine my Shin
- Scuff my Skiff
- Sketch my Scotch
- Scream my Scrum
- Scrim my Scram
- Scrape my Scrip
- Screw my Scray
- Scrub my Scribe
- Soothe my Scythe
- Shade my Shed
- Shame my Shim
- Ski my Sky
- Skunk my Skink
- Slab my Slob
- Slick my Slack
- Slake my Slack
- Slide my Sled
- Slag my Slug
- Slam my Slum
- Slim my Slime
- Sling my Slang
- Slap my Slop
- Slope my Sleep
- Slash my Slush
- Slit my Slut
- Slight my Slate
- Sleeve my Slave
- Slay my Slaw
- Sledge my Sludge
- Sleuth my Sloth
- Slice my Sluice
- Smack my Smock
- Smoke my Smock
- Smell my Smile
- Smite my Smut
- Sneak my Snake
- Snick my Snack
- Snag my Snug
- Snip my Snap
- Snipe my Snoop
- Snare my Sneer
- Snare my Snore
- Sniff my Snuff
- Snoot my Snot
- Snub my Snob
- Spay my Spy
- Spike my Spock
- Spooky my Spoke
- Speed my Spud
- Spin my Spine
- Spawn my Spain
- Spill my Spool
- Spank my Spunk
- Spear my Spore
- Spite my Spit
- Split my Splat
- Squib my Squab
- Squid my Squad
- Squash my Squish
- Squeak my Squawk
- Stab my Stub
- Stick my Stack
- Stalk my Stake
- Stick my Stock
- Stuff my Stiff
- Stage my Stooge
- Stone my Stain
- Steer my Stair
- Steal my Stool
- Stamp my Stump
- Stop my Steppe
- State my Stoat
- Stave my Steve
- Stow my Stew
- Stem my Steam
- Stint my Stunt
- Strafe my Strife
- Stroke my Strike
- Strip my Strap
- Strum my Stream
- Suede my Swede
- Sweat my Swot
- Swig my Swag
- Swoon my Swine
- Swap my Swipe
- Switch my Swatch
- Swipe my Sweep
- Toe my Tea
- Tab my Tube
- Touch my Teach
- Tuck my Tack
- Till my Tulle
- Tune my Teen
- Taunt my Taint
- Tint my Tent
- Tame my Thyme
- Tamp my Temp
- Tang my Tongue
- Tape my Tip
- Top my Tap
- Taste my Toast
- Toot my Tit
- Thaw my Thigh
- Theme my Thumb
- Thing my Thong
- Thrash my Thrush
- Trip my Troop
- Trap my Tripe
- Trace my Truss
- Track my Trick
- Troll my Trail
- Traipse my Traps
- Treat my Trot
- Trim my Tram
- Tramp my Trump
- Try my Tray
- Trust my Tryst
- Tweet my Twit
- Veil my Vole
- Vet my Vote
- Woof my Wife
- Walk my Wick
- Wade my Weed
- Waft my Weft
- Wag my Wig
- Wedge my Wage
- Waste my Waist
- Wound my Wand
- Wink my Wank
- Weird my Ward
- Wash my Wish
- Winch my Wench
- Wheel my Whale
- White my Wheat
- Wheeze my Whiz