var adj = new Array(
		"Deadly","Hard","Sudden","Major","Fast","Illegal","Bad","Angry","Sexy","Dangerous",
		"Executive","Evil","Naughty","Risky","Silent","Lone","Forced","Silent","Ultimate","Iron",
		"Strange","Captive","Critical","Free","Legal","White","Black","Dark","Forbidden","Shadow",
		"Costly","Deep","Double","Falling","Sonic","Final","Full","Terminal","Vertical","No",
		"Sweet","Wild","Secret","Lawless","Grand","Murder by","First","Last","True","Tough",
		"Raw"
	),
	noun = new Array(
		"Impact","Target","Fault","Terror","Zone","Death","Friend","Action","Entry","Living",
		"Limit","Danger","Siege","Justice","Warrior","Honor","Hero","Vengeance","Rage","Survivor",
		"Heart","Liberty","List","Nightmare","Minds","Acts","Crime","Evidence","Run","Game",
		"Spell","Illusion","Decision","Pursuit","Affair"
	),
	hero = new Array(
		'a lawyer','a cop','a delivery truck driver','a judge','a detective','a spy','a foundry worker',
		'a juggler','a karate instructor','a personal trainer','a doctor','a tailor','a handsome muscular stranger'
	),
	sentence_start = new Array(
		'The gripping story','The shocking tale','The heart-stopping story','The sexy tale','The true story',
		'The deadly story','The eye-popping tale','The screamingly sexy story'
	),
	on_the_edge = new Array(
		'on the edge','with an attitude','who makes his own rules','who works alone','who breaks all the rules',
		'that nobody understands','who can\'t follow orders','trapped in a dead-end job','who yearns for more out of life',
		'with a deadly secret'
	),
	heroine = new Array(
		'a dancer that lives in his apartment building','his wife, the police chief of the city',
		'a beautiful stranger','his pet-sitter','a woman he meets in line at Starbucks',
		'a sexy taxi driver','a sexy sanitation worker','a sexy census-taker','a sexy McDonald\'s cashier',
		'a sexy liquor store employee','a sexy federal agent','a sexy state Representative','a sexy lobbyist for the tobacco corporations'
	);
	villain = new Array(
		'corrupt developers planning to build illegal condos',
		'a corrupt police detective on the take',
		'a burglar intent on stealing the contents of a big impressive-looking bank vault',
		'motorcycle-driving bandits',
		'deadly assassins from the Middle East',
		'government agents who want to silence the truth',
		'terrorists intent on destroying the city\'s water supply',
		'redneck cowboys who threaten hapless citizens',
		'ruthless counterfeiters intent on flooding the country with bogus currency',
		'a drug kingpin who\'ll stop at nothing to expand his power',
		'aliens intent on enslaving the human race',
		'the woman\'s former boyfriend, who is now a zombie and has evil powers',
		'Fygar and Pooka, from the videogame Dig Dug',
		'white supremacists who are looking to invest in a Broadway musical',
		'an evil couple who are sexier than they are'
	);
	
	
	

	function pick(arr) {
		return arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)];
	}
	
	function dumb_movie() {
		while (window.confirm( pick(adj) + ' ' + pick(noun) + "\n\n" + 
		pick(sentence_start) + ' of ' + pick(hero) + ' ' + pick(on_the_edge) +
		', who teams up with ' + pick(heroine) + ' to confront ' + pick(villain) + ".\n\n" +
		"Click OK for another movie, Cancel to exit." )) { }
	}