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04:34 PM :: But suddenly:
MONKEY ON SKATES!!!
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12:34 PM :: Final Fatality: the direct-to-video movie title generator.
Deadly Target. Fatal Lesson. Sudden Death. Oh yes, there's a great tradition of naming your movie with an adjective and a noun. Most of these movies star Anna Nicole Smith, end up being played on Showtime in the early morning hours, and are released on video without ever seeing a single theater.
I was thinking about the adjective-noun formula for these movies this morning, and it gave me the idea for a simple JavaScript app. So if you've got JS enabled (haven't tested it on Mac yet), click the button below for a randomly generated movie title. (To make it a little more interesting, I've also got some code to randomly generate the plot for the movie. No pictures, though; you'll have to imagine the gun battles, the softcore sex scenes, and the grimacing villain that would be included in the movie. Have a look at these still frames from To The Limit to see what I'm talking about.)
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